As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
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He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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