I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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