In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
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69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
try to milk me bitch
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