Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
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I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
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IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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