So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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