69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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