So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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