i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
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She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Bang-toberfest begins!!
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
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Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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