I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I currently don't understand fingers.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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