She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
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I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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