Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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