you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
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I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
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You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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