it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
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I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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