I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I need water and some morals
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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