Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Randomize
