ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
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I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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