So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
