Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
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his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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