Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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