super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Just cropdusted the office
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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