He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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