why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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