well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
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I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
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I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
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So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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