Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
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I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
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I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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