i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
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I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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