ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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