Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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