His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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