I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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