Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Do vagina's smell?
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
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He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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