He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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