She said her name was "party"
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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