And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
he just fucked me for my cheese..
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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