Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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