jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
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So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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