I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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