My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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