So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
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She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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