That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
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