So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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