went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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