seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Randomize
