i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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