I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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