The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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