Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
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The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
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It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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