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(609): View more from New Jersey

He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

did you fuck him yet?

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hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?

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(727): View more from Florida

I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.

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(340): View more from US Virgin Islands

I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.

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(716): View more from New York

Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada

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(541): View more from Oregon

Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.

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(720): View more from Colorado

I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.

(303): View more from Colorado

oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test

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