.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
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After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
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just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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