Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
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If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
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Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
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