The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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