everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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