can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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