You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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