Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
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the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
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We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I see more hoeing in ur future
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